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# Chair 2, Speaker "Col"
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# Big Garf 9, Speaker "Col"
Ebay is good fuck amazon lol amazon got no bitches
# Garfs 1, Speaker "Col"
I uh, really like vintage garfields...
# Garfs 2, Speaker "Col"
During the pandemic I had a phase of bidding on them on Ebay because they're so cheap.
# Garfs 3, Speaker "Col"
Honestly I couldn't bring myself to draw as many as I actually have, I have 5 industrial sized boxes of vintage garf plushies alone.
# Garfs 4, Speaker "Hawky"
There's lots on the shelf at my home too. Nowhere escapes them. Not that I'm complaining.
# Garfs 5, Speaker "Col"
Oh my god I left Daddy Cool Garfield at your house!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!
# Irn Bru 1, Speaker "Hawky"
I bought a big bottle of Irn Bru but despite being Scottish no one in Col's family likes it so I had to drink the whole thing myself.
# Irn Bru 2, Speaker "Hawky"
All part of the plan B)
# Irn Bru 3, Speaker "Col"
Tastes like blood...
# Jotaro 1, Speaker "Hawky"
This is another little figurine of mine, it's Jotaro Kujo. I... don't even remember where I got it in the first place.
# Jotaro 2, Speaker "Hawky"
It might've been one of the few anime cons I went to in The Before Times.
# Jotaro 3, Speaker "Col"
I went to an anime con once and someone dressed as the weird chef from danganronpa stole my partner so I've never been back out of spite.
# Jotaro 4, Speaker "Hawky"
I have however convinced Col to start watching Jojo, we've almost finished part 5 as of time of writing.
# Jotaro 5, Speaker "Col"
I don't watch much anime but I gotta say... these bitches gay! Good for them!
# Chair 1, Speaker "Hawky"
I tried sitting in this chair at the desk but it's such fucking hard wood even with a cushion on it my ass hurt after a couple of hours.
# Chair 2, Speaker "Col"
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it "didn't go with the decor".
# Chair 3, Speaker "Hawky"
WHAT
# Chair 4, Speaker "Col"
And now we can't afford a new desk chair :((
# Chair 5, Speaker "Col"
Every purchase of Lookouts: Gold Edition brings me one step closer to having an actual desk chair, please, in this time of need, think of Hawky's ass <3
# Vape 1, Speaker "Col"
I used to smoke cigarettes but Hawky made me stop because it "is bad for me" or something.
# Vape 2, Speaker "Col"
So now I blow vape puff puffs in his eyes.
# Vape 3, Speaker "Hawky"
Ah my eyes! They're so minty!
# Vape 4, Speaker "Col"
My child, it's time for me to take a fat rip!
# Wires 1, Speaker "Hawky"
There's always a tangle of wires by Col's bed. It's like a snake pit.
# Wires 2, Speaker "Col"
I need all these wires for my funny little devices!
# Wires 3, Speaker "Col"
Like my laptop and my phone and to charge the tiny vacuum to clean up all the fucking hair I shed.
# Wires 4, Speaker "Hawky"
There was one casualty of the wires when he spilt a mug of coffee on the carpet lmao
# Wires 5, Speaker "Col"
I soaked it all up and hoped to GOD your mum did not notice.
# Wires 6, Speaker "Hawky"
Tbf you did get all of it, I can't see where it happened at all. Cleaner skills.
# Wires 7, Speaker "Col"
Working a summer as a cleaner at [REDACTED] really came in clutch! Even if they did take away our water because we didn't work fast enough.
# Wires 8, Speaker "Hawky"
I've heard your horror stories about that place so many times but they never stop being fucked up.

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(Lookouts) / game — English

We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it "didn't go with the decor".
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “"didn't go with the decor”".
a year ago
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(Lookouts) / game — English

We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn't go with the decor”.
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn’'t go with the decor”.
a year ago
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(Lookouts) / game — English

We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn’t go with the decor”.
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn’t go with the decor”.
2 years ago
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# Chair 2, Speaker "Col"
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string ID 13283
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2 years ago
Source string age
2 years ago
Translation file
en.csv, string 3300