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(Lookouts) / game — English

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(Lookouts) / game — English

We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it "didn't go with the decor".
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “"didn't go with the decor”".
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

When I was in primary school there was a joke where kids would ask you if you had a pc and if you said yes they'd laugh at you and say "plastic cock".
When I was in primary school there was a joke where kids would ask you if you had a pc and if you said yes they'd laugh at you and say “"plastic cock”".
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

I've heard your horror stories about that place so many times but they never stop being fucked up.
I’'ve heard your horror stories about that place so many times but they never stop being fucked up.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

Working a summer as a cleaner at [REDACTED] really came in clutch! Even if they did take away our water because we didn't work fast enough.
Working a summer as a cleaner at [REDACTED] really came in clutch! Even if they did take away our water because we didn’'t work fast enough.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

Tbf you did get all of it, I can't see where it happened at all. Cleaner skills.
Tbf you did get all of it, I can’'t see where it happened at all. Cleaner skills.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

There's always a tangle of wires by Col's bed. It’s like a snake pit.
There’'s always a tangle of wires by Col's bed. It’s like a snake pit.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

There’s always a tangle of wires by Col's bed. It’s like a snake pit.
There’s always a tangle of wires by Col’'s bed. It’s like a snake pit.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

My child, it's time for me to take a fat rip!
My child, it’'s time for me to take a fat rip!
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

Ah my eyes! They're so minty!
Ah my eyes! They’'re so minty!
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

Every purchase of Lookouts: Gold Edition brings me one step closer to having an actual desk chair, please, in this time of need, think of Hawky's ass <3
Every purchase of Lookouts: Gold Edition brings me one step closer to having an actual desk chair, please, in this time of need, think of Hawky’'s ass <3
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

And now we can't afford a new desk chair :((
And now we can’'t afford a new desk chair :((
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn't go with the decor”.
We had an actual desk chair before I moved out for uni and they replaced it because it “didn’'t go with the decor”.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

I tried sitting in this chair at the desk but it's such fucking hard wood even with a cushion on it my ass hurt after a couple of hours.
I tried sitting in this chair at the desk but it’'s such fucking hard wood even with a cushion on it my ass hurt after a couple of hours.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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I don't watch much anime but I gotta say... these bitches gay! Good for them!
I don’'t watch much anime but I gotta say... these bitches gay! Good for them!
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

I have however convinced Col to start watching Jojo, we've almost finished part 5 as of time of writing.
I have however convinced Col to start watching Jojo, we’'ve almost finished part 5 as of time of writing.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

I went to an anime con once and someone dressed as the weird chef from danganronpa stole my partner so I've never been back out of spite.
I went to an anime con once and someone dressed as the weird chef from danganronpa stole my partner so I’'ve never been back out of spite.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

It might've been one of the few anime cons I went to in The Before Times.
It might’'ve been one of the few anime cons I went to in The Before Times.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

This is another little figurine of mine, it's Jotaro Kujo. I... don't even remember where I got it in the first place.
This is another little figurine of mine, it's Jotaro Kujo. I... don’'t even remember where I got it in the first place.
2 years ago
User avatar xia0ben

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(Lookouts) / game — English

I bought a big bottle of Irn Bru but despite being Scottish no one in Col's family likes it so I had to drink the whole thing myself.
I bought a big bottle of Irn Bru but despite being Scottish no one in Col’'s family likes it so I had to drink the whole thing myself.
2 years ago

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