Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: You have a crush?! Who is it?

	English	Chinese (Simplified)	Actions
	Don't tell anyone I did this, okay?	别告诉别人我做了这件事，好吗？
	Who do you think I am? Noelle?	你以为我是谁？诺奥吗？
	You're not even changing your actual grades, so you're not REALLY cheating.	你甚至没有改你实际的成绩，所以你不是真的作弊。
	You're right...I'm just cheating my parents' brains! Mind hack...	你说的对…我只是在欺骗我父母的大脑！大脑修改…
	Akarsha pulls her new and improved report card from the tray. It's still warm from the machinery, like fresh laundry.	阿卡莎从托盘中拿出崭新的修改过的报告单。它还温热，像刚洗好的衣服。
	I'll do your report card too if you give me $20.	给我二十元，我帮你修改你的。
	Nah, can't be bothered. I don't care what my parents think.	没门，我不在乎我父母怎么想。
	Wow. You're not worried about disappointing them?	哇哦，你不担心你让他们失望吗？
	Why should I be? They don't seem that worried about disappointing ME.	为什么担心？他们都不担心让我失望。
	Dude, that's deep...	老兄，好深奥…
	Even though Min gets horrifying grades, she's pretty smart in some other ways.	即使小旼成绩很糟糕，她在别的地方很聪明。
	She DID manage to get together with Diya, after all. Maybe she has tips for this kinda thing.	毕竟，她确实和迪亚在一起了。也许她对此有些经验。
	Actually...Can I ask you a question?	啊...我能问你一个问题吗？
	Yeah, what?	可以。咋了？
	Hypothetically...if you had a crush on a friend, what would you do?	假设...你喜欢上了一个朋友，你会怎么做？
	You have a crush?! Who is it?	你有喜欢的人了？！ta是谁？
	I can't tell you, it's embarrassing!	太尴尬了，我不想告诉你！
	Is it someone I know?	我认识这个人吗？
	Seriously, I'm not tellin' you! NO ONE can know.	我真的不会告诉你！没人会知道。
	Is it Diya??????	是迪亚吗？？？？？？
	WHAT???? No, I'm not trying to get my throat slit by you.	什么？？？？不，我还不想被你割喉。
	Is it me???	是我吗？？？
	No, but no more questions! I'm not exposing myself!	不是，别问了！我不会暴露自己的！
	What happened to being a "love expert" or whatever when I was trying to kiss Diya?	怎么了，“恋爱专家”？
	Why don't you just follow your own shitty advice?	为什么不试试你自己的那些狗屎建议？
	Admitedly, it's easier said than done...	我得承认，说容易做难。
	Look, it's exactly like what you guys said when I was on that date. Don't overthink it.	听着，这就和你们在那场约会和我说的一样。别多想。
	Just be straightforward and tell them how you feel.	只要直白地告诉ta你的感受。
	You sure?? They don't feel the same way, this could end up destroying our friendship.	你确定？？如果ta和我的感受不一样，这会毁了我们的友谊。
	Yeah, just do it.	对，做就完了。
	You can even try one of the stupid fucking pickup lines you keep "practicing" on my girlfriend.	你甚至可以试试你一直对我女朋友“练习”的那些他妈的俏皮话。