Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Ohhhh my godddd! Why are you like a grandma who's …

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English Speaker: AkarshaT

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	Akarsha hands Noelle one of the controllers. Min grabs the other one and curls up on the couch with Diya.	阿卡莎递给了诺艾尔其中一把手柄。小旼抓起另外一把，和迪娅一起蜷坐在沙发上。
	Akarsha, this better not be like your copy of Melee.	阿卡莎，这可最好别跟你那个大乱斗DX一样。
	You didn't even have any of the characters unlocked except Marth.	你除了马尔斯一个角色都没解锁。
	Who needs "Falcon" or whatever when Captain Falcon is right there? Same thing, really...	什么“飞克”之类的，飞隼队长都在那儿了还需要吗？都差不多啦…
	You mean {i}Falco{/i}?! There's no fucking character called Falcon!	你说{i}佛克{/i}？！根本没有哪个角色他妈的叫飞克！
	Jeez, calm yourself! I unlocked everything this time. See?	急什么，你能不能冷静一下！我这次解锁了所有角色，看到了没？
	Min, choose Wario. We're team Wario.	小旼，选瓦里奥。我们是瓦里奥队。
	Why should I?	凭什么？
	Don't you trust me?	你不相信我吗？
	I guess, whatever...	呃，行吧…
	I suppose I'll be this pink princess.	那我选这个粉色的公主。
	Akarsha glances over at Noelle. She's placed her controller flat on the sofa and is pressing down on the buttons like she's playing piano.	阿卡莎瞟了眼诺艾尔。她把她的手柄平放在沙发上，像弹钢琴一样按着按钮。
	What're you doing???	你在干嘛？？？
	Shut up! I can adjust the control stick with greater precision like this!	闭嘴！我这样才能能更精准地控制摇杆！
	Noelle pinches the control stick between her thumb and index finger like a crab with a pebble between its pincers.	诺艾尔用她的拇指和食指捏着摇杆，像钳子里夹了石头的螃蟹。
	Ohhhh my godddd! Why are you like a grandma who's never seen a video game before?!	哇我的天——啊——！你怎么像个从来没见过电子游戏的老奶奶一样？！
	Min selects a dark, lava-ridden course. An animation panning to the stage's first hole plays onscreen.	小旼选了一个黑漆漆的、充满了岩浆的场景。过场动画将镜头移动到场景里的第一个球洞。
	Wait, that looks difficult. I don't even know how to play this yet!	等一下，这看起来好难啊，我都还不知道怎么玩这个！
	Sink or sizzle, Frenchman.	不溺则烧，法国佬。
	That doesn't sound like something you should be saying to someone on her birthday.	这听起来不像是你该对生日寿星说的话。
	Noelle hastily mashes buttons at random on her controller. Her character manages to hit the golf ball safely across a lava pit.	诺艾尔慌忙的随机按了手柄上的几个按钮，她的角色竟成功将球打过了一片岩浆。
	Oh, so it's just luck.	噢，所以是纯靠运气啊。
	It's not luck. It's physics.	这不是运气，这是物理。
	Big words from someone who was protesting she didn't know how play ten seconds ago.	十秒前还有人在抗议她不知道怎么玩。
	After a few swings, Min successfully putts her golf ball into the first hole. The words "BOGEY" appear onscreen.	几杆后，小旼成功把她的球打进了第一个洞。“柏忌”二字出现在屏幕上。
	The fuck is a "bogey"?	“柏忌”是什么鬼玩意？
	How should I know? Aren't you and Diya the sports enthusiasts here?	我怎么知道？这里的运动达人不是你和迪亚吗？
	I like real sports, not fake old people sports like golf.	我喜欢真正的体育，不是像高尔夫那种给老年人的假运动。
	Me too.	我也是。
	Noelle finishes the hole with a triple bogey. Onscreen, Princess Peach collapses and shakes her head, devastated.	诺艾尔以三柏忌的成绩打完了最后一杆。屏幕上，碧姬公主摇着头，颓然倒地。
	HAHAH! LOSER!!!	哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！废柴！！！