Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Wouldn't you like to know?

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	Are you making fun of me??	你这是在嘲笑我吗？？
classNextDay_9cbab985	Yeah.	是的。
	Oh. All your jokes are so deadpan it's hard to tell sometimes...	哦。你开玩笑老一本正经的，有的时候会分辨不出...
	It must be nice to be pretty. I wish I didn't have to be funny all the time to get people to like me.	长的好看可真好。要是我不用一直搞笑也会有人喜欢我就好了。
	It sucks being so pathetic that you fall hopelessly in love with anyone who pays even the slightest bit of attention to you.	有人稍微多看我一眼，我就不可救药地爱上对方，真是可悲的可以。
	Especially unattainable straight girls. God, I'm stupid...	特别是高不可攀的直女。我真蠢...
	I can't believe I was so desperate that I convinced myself she liked me back. Literally delusional...	我真不敢相信我居然说服了我自己相信她也喜欢我。异想天开...
	Sigh...	唉...
	At school, Akarsha nervously waits in the first period classroom before Noelle and Diya arrive.	到学校后，阿卡莎坐在教室里，忐忑地等待诺艾尔和迪亚。
	I wonder how facing Noelle again will go...	真不知道一会要怎么面对诺艾尔...
	A water bottle flies through the doorway and ricochets off the floor.	一个水瓶从门外飞进教室，从地上弹了起来。
	Coast is clear.	一切正常。
	You don't need to keep doing that, y'know. I wouldn't reuse the same set-up twice.	其实你们不用每次都这样。同样的招数我不会用两次的。
	Noelle cautiously sticks a long twig through the doorframe, her eyes narrowed at Akarsha.	诺艾尔警惕地用一根长木棍在自己身前探路，眯着双眼盯着阿卡莎。
	Then what is it this time, you putrid worm?	那这次又是什么，你个臭蚯蚓？
	Wouldn't you like to know?	某人很好奇吗？
	Phew...She's acting like nothing happened last night!	呼...她似乎当作昨晚的事情完全没发生过一样！
	She must've believed what I said about my little brother sending the message.	看来她相信了都怪我弟的那套说辞。
	Thank god. Sorry, Pratik.	谢天谢地。抱歉啦，老弟。
	Now I just gotta ignore my feelings until they eventually die out.	现在我只需要压抑我的感情，直到它们消失。
	I have a special present for you, Frenchman. Come closer...	我有个特殊的礼物给你，法国佬。过来点...
	What? No, keep it to yourself.	什么？不要，你自己留着。
	Don't be shy! I know you want your very special present!	别害羞嘛！我知道你可想要你的特殊礼物了！
	I DON'T WANT THIS "PRESENT"! DON'T COME NEAR ME!	我不要你的“礼物”！别靠近我！
	As Noelle enters the classroom suspiciously, she tries to give Akarsha a wide berth. Akarsha discreetly pulls her secret weapon out of her pocket...	诺艾尔狐疑地踏进教室时，尽力地保持自己和阿卡莎之间安全的距离。阿卡莎悄悄地从口袋里掏出她的秘密武器...
	HERE YOU GO!!!!	给你！！！
	It's a spinning light toy Akarsha got from Disneyland in elementary school.	是阿卡莎小学时从迪士尼拿的一个旋转发光玩具。
	Noelle recoils as its rubber arms repeatedly whack her face.	玩具的橡胶螺旋桨不断拍打着诺艾尔的脸，她立即拼命后退。
	GYAHHHH!!!!!!!	啊啊啊啊！！！
	THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK!!!
	I used to annoy my brother like this all the time.	我以前总这么烦我弟弟。