Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: I, personally, wish someone would send me a rose...

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	Hah, like anybody's getting me one of those...	哈哈，搞得像会有人给我买似的...
	Akarsha surreptiously glances at Noelle, who's sitting beside her.	阿卡莎飞快地瞄了一眼坐在她身边的诺艾尔。
	To her surprise, Noelle is listening to the intercom as intently as if she were being graded on it.	意想不到的是，诺艾尔非常专注地听着广播，跟听考试听力似的。
	Wait, maybe this is my chance!	等等，这也许是我的机会！
	I should act {i}really{/i} pitifully down about being single and drop hints that getting a rose would make me happy.	我应该对自己单身这件事表现得 {i}特别{/i} 苦恼，然后不断暗示我收到玫瑰会有多开心。
	After seeing the love of her life (me) in such a miserable state, Noelle will feel guilty that she hasn’t gotten me one!	在看到她的一生挚爱（我）如此痛苦之后，诺奥会因为没有送给我而愧疚不已！
	Akarsha sighs heavily and slumps in her desk.	阿卡莎重重地叹了口气，趴倒在桌子上。
enterClass_9abcface	What's the matter with you?	你在搞什么鬼？
	I always feel the the worst about being single on holidays where I have no one to celebrate with.	我总在过这种节日时特别孤独，因为没有对象跟我一起庆祝。
	Like, Valentine's Day is supposed to be the happiest, most romantic time of the year, but it just reminds me of how no one's ever loved me...	就像情人节，明明应该是一年中最开心最浪漫的时候，但对我来说它只是一个提醒，提醒我没人爱我...
	I bet Diya's getting roses this year. Must be nice...	我敢打赌迪亚今年会有玫瑰。多好啊…
	What is there to envy? Flowers serve no practical purpose.	有什么好嫉妒的？花朵没有任何实际用途。
	They wither up within days and wind up in the garbage. What a waste of money.	它们几天内就会枯萎，然后被扔进垃圾桶。真是浪费钱。
	Of course you would think so, you uptight spoilsport...	你当然会这么想，你个木头脑袋…
	It's the thought that counts, though.	不过，主要是为了心意。
	I, personally, wish someone would send me a rose...	我啊，还是希望有人能给我一枝玫瑰…
	Heh...	哈…
	What? Did I say something funny?	干嘛？我说了什么很好笑的话吗？
	Not at all.	没有。
	Noelle goes back to reading her metamathematics puzzle book.	诺艾尔又看起了她的元数学书籍。
	Hm. So that didn't go as expected...	嗯，事情似乎没像我想象中的方向发展...
	Time to revisit my tactics. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.	看来要改变策略了。随机应变。见招拆招。克服困难。
	After the day's usual math lesson, the teacher brings out a stack of test papers.	一节普通的数学课后，老师拿出了一叠试卷。
	Teacher	老师
	Alright everyone, clear your desks.	好了各位，把桌子上的东西都收起来。
enterClass_3b71d0de	!	！
	Aw, what, a pop quiz?	哦不，随堂测验？
	You know, I should've done that. But no, it's just a CAML today.	你这么说，我应该那么做的。不，只是CAML卷而已。
	Oh, thank god.	哦，谢天谢地。
	The CAMLs are these Math League contests we do every few months.	CAML是一种我们每几个月就会做一次的数学竞赛卷。
	They're 30-minute tests consisting of weird problems that don't have much to do with our current course material.	三十分钟的卷子里是各种莫名其妙的题目，和我们正在学的内容没什么关系。