Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Dad, her name is {i}Karen.{/i} I really hope you weren't …

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	I was definitely an accident. But I think I was so awesome that it reminded my parents how cool kids are, and then they made my bro on purpose.	我只是一个意外，不过我觉得我太棒了，以至于我的父母又特意生了我弟弟。
	That. Is FAR too much information.	嗯，很多信息。
	So your sister intends to become a doctor?	所以你的姐姐要成为医生？
	A {i}neurosurgeon{/i}.	一个 {i}神经外科医生{/i}。
	Like, good for her, but it's almost kinda frustrating how perfect she turned out. She's just as bad as you.	为她好，她看起来太完美了。她其实和你一样坏。
	I can't even say my parents have unrealistic expectations 'cause my sister actually met them.	我甚至不能说我父母有些不合实际的期待，因为我姐姐遇到了他们。
	Akarsha's dad walks over from the trunk of the minivan with an armful of groceries.	阿卡莎的爸爸从迷你货车上下来，抱着满满的杂物。
	Oh god, what is he wearing?!	哦天啊，他穿着什么？！
	Hoo hoo! So this is the birthday girl.	吼吼！这就是寿星。
	Thanks god you are here.	谢了上帝你在这。
	My dad always says "Thanks god" instead of "Thank god". I dunno why...	我爸爸一直把“感谢上帝”说成“谢了上帝”。不知道为什么…
	Well...It's my surprise party, so I don't have much choice in the matter.	额…这是我的惊喜派对，所以我也没有太多选择。
	Akarsha said you don't like surprises, so you might go home already.	阿卡莎说你不喜欢惊喜，所以你这会可能已经回家了。
	Like my co-worker Carrot last week. When we threw her a retirement party, she only stayed for half an hour.	就像我的前同事卡罗特，上周我们为她举办了退休派对，她只呆了半小时。
	Your co-worker is called "Carrot"...?	你的前同事叫卡罗特…？（胡萝卜）
	Dad, her name is {i}Karen.{/i} I really hope you weren't calling her that at the office.	爸爸，她叫 {i}卡伦。{/i}我希望你没有在办公室这么叫她。
	Akarsha's dad tries to clear a path through the heap of shoes by the garage door. Meanwhile, Akarsha and Noelle each grab a couple grocery bags from the trunk.	阿卡莎的爸爸试着请出一条通往车库门的路，同时，阿卡莎和诺奥从后备箱一人拎了一袋。
	Your dad looks very...patriotic.	你爸爸看起来非常…爱国。
	Yeah, he thinks being American is really cool so he likes to buy stuff with eagles and flags on it sometimes.	是啊，他觉得成为美国人很酷，所以他有时喜欢买一些有老鹰和国旗的东西。
	I see...Is he really into politics?	知道了…他对政治很感兴趣吗？
	No, my parents don't know anything about politics.	不感兴趣，我的父母不懂政治。
	Every election they have one of them vote for the Republican candidate while the other votes for the Democrat, so they cancel each other out.	每次选举，他们其中一个投给共和党，另一个投给民主党，这样就等于没有投。
	Why do they bother voting if they don't care who wins?	他们不在乎谁赢，为什么还要投票？
	They just wanna feel included, I guess? It's pretty silly.	我猜他们是想要参与感？这太蠢了。
	Akarsha's mom smiles at Noelle as she steps out from the passenger seat.	阿卡莎的妈妈从车座中出来，对着诺奥笑了笑。
	Oh my god. She was sitting in the car the whole time fixing her hair and reapplying her lipstick...	我的天，她坐在车里是为了整理她的头发和补口红…
	No one cares, Mom!	没人会在意的，妈妈！
	I'm sorry we're late. We thought we'd be back before everyone came.	抱歉我们迟到了，我以为我们能在你们来之前回来。
	It's that stupid GPS's fault. It wanted us to go on all these strange routes.	都是那个该死的导航的错，它想让我们走奇奇怪怪的路。
	If you'd just followed its directions all the way, it probably would've been faster.	如果你老老实实跟着导航走，也许我们会更快。
	No, I could predict there would be traffic on the 680. I would know, I've lived here for twenty years.	不，我能料到680公路上会堵车，因为我在这住了二十年。