Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Huh?! She doesn't sound remotely interested!

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	Before fifth period begins, Akarsha schemes at her desk.	第五节课开始前，阿卡莎坐在自己的书桌前盘算着。
	Acting sad 'cause no one was into me didn't work, so I should try the opposite tactic.	假装因为没人爱我而悲痛这招没凑效，所以现在我要反其道而行。
	I'll make Noelle think dudes are falling for me left and right.	我要让诺艾尔以为追我的男生数不胜数。
	So if she likes me, she'll feel pressured to take action or else I'll be stolen from right under her nose!	这样如果她喜欢我就察觉到危机感，从而在我被抢走之前采取行动！
	I won't be on the market for long. I'm a limited time offer!	我单身不了多久了。我可是非常抢手的限定货！
	Akarsha goes over to annoy Noelle at her desk. Noelle puts down the thick tome she's reading to give Akarsha her undivided attention.	阿卡莎凑到了诺艾尔的桌子边，准备烦她。诺艾尔放下了手中的巨册，把她全部的注意力放在了阿卡莎身上。
	Yes?	什么事？
	Can I tell you something?	我能告诉你件事吗？
	...I'll allow it.	...批准了。
	"I'll allow it"?? Who talks like that? What are you, a judge?	“批准了”？？谁会这么说话啊？你是什么法官吗？
earthquake_e6dd7ed8	I love you...	我爱你...
	So yesterday, I was RPing with one of my online pals, Xx_ChibiAzn_xX, on AnimeCrazy.net. And he asked me to be his forum GF!	昨天，我跟我一个网友Xx_ChibiAzn_xX在AnimeCrazy.net上玩角色扮演。然后他问我能不能做他女朋友！
	I turned him down, of course.	当然，我拒绝他了。
	But I'm so popular, this happens all the time!	但我真是太受欢迎了，这种事总是发生！
	...Never mind. Forget I asked.	...算了。当我没问。
	Huh?! She doesn't sound remotely interested!	哎？！她听上去一点都不感兴趣！
	Suddenly, a sharp tremor rattles Noelle's desk.	突然，诺艾尔的桌子剧烈地颤栗起来。
	Quit shaking my desk.	别晃我的桌子。
	But I'm NOT shaking it?	可是我没在晃啊？
	Noelle and Akarsha look at one another, then at their violently shaking surroundings.	诺艾尔与阿卡莎对视，然后看向周遭。到处都在晃动。
	{big=+20}THERE'S A GHOST?!?{/big}	{big=+20闹鬼了？！？{/big}
	YOU MEAN {big=+20}{i}EARTHQUAKE???{/i}{/big}	你是说{big=+20}{i}地震了？？？{/i}{/big}
	Oh, yeah, earthquake!	哦对，地震！
	There's a commotion as Diya and the others crawl under their desks for cover as taught by years of earthquake drills.	教室里一阵哗然，迪亚和其他人都迅速和震演习中那样，趴到在桌子底下。
	Without thinking, Akarsha dives under Noelle's desk, leaving Noelle sitting dumbly in her chair.	阿卡莎想都没想，一下钻进了诺艾尔的桌子下，只有诺艾尔还一脸懵地坐在椅子上。
	AKARSHA!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE UNDER NOW??!	阿卡莎！！！你这样我躲在哪里啊？？！
	Oops! Why don't you squeeze under here, too?	哎呀！你就不能下来挤一挤吗？
	Akarsha tries to make room for Noelle as she stiffly crawls under the desk.	诺艾尔僵硬地爬到了桌子底下。阿卡莎挪了挪，试图为她腾出一点位置。
	Every single one of Noelle's joints pop as she crouches into place. They're so close, Akarsha can feel the heat radiating off Noelle's skin.	诺艾尔调整姿势时，她的每一个关节都咔咔作响。她们离得那么近，阿卡莎甚至能够感受到她身上的温度。
	Is it just me, or is this like, really romantic??	不会只有我觉得现在这个场景似乎特别浪漫吧？？
	Nah, I'm just overthinking it...I gotta look at this objectively...	不，肯定是我想太多了...我得...客观一点...