Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone …

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	I'm sorry we're late. We thought we'd be back before everyone came.	抱歉我们迟到了。本来以为能在你们来之前到家。
	It's that stupid GPS's fault. It wanted us to go on all these strange routes.	都怪那个该死的导航，它一直想让我们走莫名其妙的路线。
	If you'd just followed its directions all the way, it probably would've been faster.	你要是老老实实跟着导航走，也许会更快。
	No, I could predict there would be traffic on the 680. I would know, I've lived here for twenty years.	不，我能预测到680公路上绝对会堵车。我在这住了二十年，肯定知道。
	Speaking of driving, I have a great idea for an invention.	说到开车，我想到了一个很棒的发明。
	Cars should zap bad drivers.	汽车应该电击那些开不好车的坏司机。
	.......Zap? As in, with electricity?	……电击？是指，用电流吗？
	Just through the steering wheel. Not enough to kill them, but enough to hurt.	通过方向盘。不至于电死他们，但刚好能产生痛感。
	Steal my parking spot..."EeeeYAHHH!!!"	偷我的车位…“咦呀啊啊啊！！！”
	Akarsha's dad mimes being shocked with electricity.	阿卡莎的爸爸模仿被电击中的模样。
momDad_e5b5e819	..........	……
	Dad, oh my god! Stop it!	爸，天呐！别搞了！
	With all due respect, that sounds like a terrible idea.	恕我直言，但这主意听起来很糟糕。
	But everyone would learn so fast.	可是大家都可以学的很快。
	Hasn't Akarsha told you I'm a genius? Her smarts run in the family.	阿卡莎没告诉过你我是天才吗？她的聪明才智都来自于我的基因。
	I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone idea.	我应该把电击汽车的主意和我的电话主意一起拿去申请专利。
	Telephone idea?	电话主意？
	It's the same thing except the telephone shocks telemarketers.	一样的道理，不过是让电话电击推销商。
	I'm dubious the patent office will approve either of those.	我猜专利局不会通过这两方案其中任何一个。
	What, don't you think it's a great idea?	怎么，你不觉得这主意很棒吗？
	"Hello, will you buy our product? OOoouughh!!!"	“你好，要买我们的产品吗？呜呜哇啊啊啊啊！！！”
	Akarsha's dad shakes his arm as if being shocked again as he walks into the house.	阿卡莎的爸爸又模仿被电击的样子，抽动手臂，颤颤悠悠地走进屋子。
	What's wrong with you...	你有毛病吧…
	Akarsha's mom follows him inside with an exasperated expression on her face.	阿卡莎的妈妈一脸无奈的跟着他走了进去。
	Finally they're gone! I thought I was gonna die of embarassment...	终于走了！我以为我快要尴尬死了…
	Noelle is still staring after Akarsha's dad, fascinated.	诺奥仍不可思议的盯着阿卡莎的爸爸。
	Your dad is such a character. He's so outgoing.	你爸爸真有个性，特别活泼。
	Oh yeah, he loves talking SO much. He never shuts up.	是啊，他特别爱讲话，根本没办法让他闭嘴。
	I feel like this explains a lot about you...	我感觉我对你的了解增加了很多..
	Really? Like what?	真的？比如呢？
	I see where you get your sense of humor from now.	我现在知道你的幽默感从何而来了。

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bulletproof_raincoat Translation changed Butterfly Soup2 / translations — Chinese (Simplified)	English I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone idea. Chinese (Simplified) 4 characters edited Current translation Translated 我应该把电击汽车~~电击器~~的主意和我的电话主意一起拿去申请专利。 9 months ago
al_ Translation changed Butterfly Soup2 / translations — Chinese (Simplified)	English I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone idea. Chinese (Simplified) 4 characters edited Translated 我应该把汽车电击器的主意和我的电话~~想法一起~~主意一起拿去申请专利。 9 months ago
pn New translation Butterfly Soup2 / translations — Chinese (Simplified)	English I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone idea. Chinese (Simplified) 26 characters edited Translated 我应该把汽车电击器的主意和我的电话想法一起申请专利。 a year ago
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