Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Dude, that's deep...

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	I'm editing my report card in MS Paint. I intercepted it before my parents checked the mail yesterday.	我正在修改我成绩单上的成绩，我昨天在我爸妈检查邮箱之前把它截了下来。
	Watch this!	看好了！
	On the computer, Akarsha photoshops her B+ in English into an A-.	电脑上，阿卡莎把她英语的B+修改成了A-。
	A-? Why not just change it to an A+?	A-？为什么不改成A+？
	Naw, A- is more realistic.	哎呀，A-更实际一点。
	Now I just gotta print this out.	现在只需要把它打印出来。
	Don't tell anyone I did this, okay?	别告诉别人哦，好吗？
	Who do you think I am? Noelle?	你以为我是谁？诺艾尔吗？
	You're not even changing your actual grades, so you're not REALLY cheating.	你甚至没有改你实际的成绩，所以你这不算真的作弊。
	You're right...I'm just cheating my parents' brains! Mind hack...	你说的对…我改的只是我爸妈对同一份成绩的态度！潜意识修改…
	Akarsha pulls her new and improved report card from the tray. It's still warm from the machinery, like fresh laundry.	阿卡莎从托盘中拿出改进后的报告单。它是温的，像刚烘过的干净衣服。
	I'll do your report card too if you give me $20.	如果你给我二十元，我也能帮你改你的。
	Nah, can't be bothered. I don't care what my parents think.	算了，不需要。我不在乎我父母怎么想。
	Wow. You're not worried about disappointing them?	哇，你不担心让他们失望吗？
	Why should I be? They don't seem that worried about disappointing ME.	为啥要担心？他们从来不担心让我失望。
	Dude, that's deep...	哥们，好深奥…
	Even though Min gets horrifying grades, she's pretty smart in some other ways.	即使小旼的成绩很糟糕，她在其他方面很聪明。
	She DID manage to get together with Diya, after all. Maybe she has tips for this kinda thing.	毕竟，她确实和迪亚在一起了。也许她对这方面有些经验。
	Actually...Can I ask you a question?	啊...我能问你一个问题吗？
	Yeah, what?	可以。咋了？
	Hypothetically...if you had a crush on a friend, what would you do?	假设...你喜欢上了一个朋友，你会怎么做？
	You have a crush?! Who is it?	你有喜欢的人了？！是谁？
	I can't tell you, it's embarrassing!	太尴尬了，我不能告诉你！
	Is it someone I know?	我认识这个人吗？
	Seriously, I'm not tellin' you! NO ONE can know.	真不能告诉你！不能有任何人知道。
	Is it Diya??????	是迪亚吗？？？？？？
	WHAT???? No, I'm not trying to get my throat slit by you.	什么？？？？不，我可不打算被你割喉。
	Is it me???	是我吗？？？
	No, but no more questions! I'm not exposing myself!	不是，别问了！我是不会暴露自己的！
	What happened to being a "love expert" or whatever when I was trying to kiss Diya?	我在计划亲迪亚的时候你还说你是“恋爱专家”，现在怎么了？
	Why don't you just follow your own shitty advice?	为什么不试试你自己的那些狗屎建议？