Butterfly Soup2/translations — Japanese @ Weblate: IT'S A POINTLESS DISTINCTION!

Context	English	Japanese
	But you didn't! Talk about a win-win situation.	でも死なんかったやん！ウィンウィンってことで。
	What're the odds of an earthquake happening right as we were talking to each other?	うちらが話してる時に限って地震が起きるって、そうそうないやろ？
	Maybe it's a sign from the universe that we're soul mates!	これ、うちらが運命の相手っていう宇宙からのサイン！？
	I mean, think about it. What's more likely, that this was a coincidence? Or that the world revolves around me, and it's trying to tell me something?	考えてみ。今のが偶然か、それとも世界がうち中心に回ってて、うちに何か伝えようとしてるか。どっちや？
	It's obviously the second one!	どう考えても後者や！
	Akarsha comes home giddy with the private conviction that Noelle likes her back.	ノエルも自分を好きだと思いこんだアカーシャは、浮かれた気持ちで家に帰ってきた。
	In spurt of reckless courage, she boots up the family desktop in the computer room after dinner.	夕食後、アカーシャは衝動的な気持ちに押されて、家族共有のデスクトップPCを起動する。
	Okay...I'm gonna confess my love to her!	よし……愛の告白するで！
	I have a really good feeling about this!	今回はいける気する！
failedConfession_8e0ddc15	{nw}	{nw}
	hey	なあ
	do u have a minute	ちょっと時間あるか？
	Why is your display name "Certified Brain Genius"?	なんであんたのハンドルネーム「頭脳的天才（公認）」なのよ？
	uh becuase i am one? duh	そりゃもちろん事実だからや
	WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THERE BETWEEN A GENIUS AND A "BRAIN GENIUS"??	天才と「頭脳的天才」はどう違うわけ？？
	IT'S A POINTLESS DISTINCTION!	そんな区別意味ないでしょ！
	no no they're obviously different	いやいやまったく違うやろ
	Did you change it to this just to annoy me?!	あたしを苛立たせるために変えたの？！
	idk what ur talking about and i dont appreciate u questioning my certification -_-	意味不明うちの称号疑うとかありえん ┐(´д｀)┌
	we ladies need to uplift each other!!	女同士高め合っていこうや！！
	no point in having 2 queens fight	女王同士争っても意味なし
	QUEENS??	女王？？
	RIGHT NOW I SEE YOU AS NOTHING BUT AN ENEMY TO BE OBLITERATED.	今あたしはあんたを抹殺すべき敵としてしかみなしてないんだけど。
	ok can we circle back to this later?	はいはいこの話はあとでもええ？
	thats not why messaged you	これは本題じゃないんや
	Why did you message me, then?	なら何の用なの？
	i have to tell yuo something	あんたに言わなきゃならんことがあって
failedConfession_4d722a60	What is it?	なんなのよ？
	i	うち
failedConfession_a82300be	uh	えっと
	man this is hard to say	言いにくいな