Butterfly Soup2/translations — Japanese @ Weblate: But you didn't! Talk about a win-win situation.

Context	English	Japanese
	AKARSHA!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE UNDER NOW??!	アカーシャ！！！あたしはどこに隠れればいいのよ！？？
	Oops! Why don't you squeeze under here, too?	そっか！あんたもここ入ればええやん？
	Akarsha tries to make room for Noelle as she stiffly crawls under the desk.	アカーシャはノエルのためにスペースを作りながら、ぎこちなく机の下にもぐりこむ。
	Every single one of Noelle's joints pop as she crouches into place. They're so close, Akarsha can feel the heat radiating off Noelle's skin.	かがんで入ってきたノエルの関節が音を立てている。アカーシャがノエルの肌の熱を感じることができるくらい、２人は密着している。
	Is it just me, or is this like, really romantic??	これ、めっちゃロマンチックな状況って思うのは自分だけ？？
	Nah, I'm just overthinking it...I gotta look at this objectively...	いや、考えすぎ……状況を客観的に見んと……。
	Scowling, Noelle readjusts herself and brushes her hand against Akarsha's.	ノエルはしかめ面のまま体勢を整えると、アカーシャの手に軽く触れた。
	No way...Does this mean what I think it means?!	マジ……今のって……そういうこと？！
	She must've done that because she secretly likes me! Confirmed!!	ノエルも密かにうちのこと好きなんや！今ので確定！！
earthquake_1478c377	.......	…………。
earthquake_117be23f	.......	…………。
	I think it's stopped.	止まったわね。
	Noelle clambers back to her feet in a hurry.	ノエルは慌てて立ち上がろうと、よろよろと足を踏み出した。
	I can't believe you!	信じらんない！
	I could have perished because of your selfishness!	あんたがジコチューなせいで、死んでたかもしれないじゃない！
	But you didn't! Talk about a win-win situation.	けど死なんかったやん！ウィンウィンってことで。
	What're the odds of an earthquake happening right as we were talking to each other?	うちらが話してる時に限って地震が起きるって、そうそうないよな？
	Maybe it's a sign from the universe that we're soul mates!	これ、うちらが運命の相手っていう宇宙からのサイン！？
	I mean, think about it. What's more likely, that this was a coincidence? Or that the world revolves around me, and it's trying to tell me something?	考えてみ。今のが偶然か、それとも世界がうち中心に回ってて、うちに何か伝えようとしてるか。どっちや？
	It's obviously the second one!	どう考えても後者！
	Akarsha comes home giddy with the private conviction that Noelle likes her back.	ノエルも自分を好きだと思いこんだアカーシャは、浮かれた気持ちで家に帰ってきた。
	In spurt of reckless courage, she boots up the family desktop in the computer room after dinner.	夕食後、アカーシャは衝動的な気持ちに押されて、家族共有のデスクトップPCを起動する。
	Okay...I'm gonna confess my love to her!	よし……愛の告白するで！
	I have a really good feeling about this!	今回はいける気する！
failedConfession_8e0ddc15	{nw}	{nw}
	hey	なあ
	do u have a minute	ちょっと時間あるか？
	Why is your display name "Certified Brain Genius"?	なんであんたのハンドルネーム「天才頭脳（公認）」なのよ？
	uh becuase i am one? duh	そりゃもちろん事実だからや
	WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THERE BETWEEN A GENIUS AND A "BRAIN GENIUS"??	天才と「天才頭脳」はどう違うわけ？？
	IT'S A POINTLESS DISTINCTION!	そんな言い換え意味ないでしょ！