Butterfly Soup2/translations — Japanese @ Weblate: It almost feels like my backpack is haunted by the …

Context	English	Japanese
	I love that you thought "middle finger" was a bad word.	「中指」をNGワードと思ってたとか、かわいいな。
	Yeah, I was so innocent as a kid.	ああ、ガキの頃はだいぶ純真だったぜ。
	Hrm...I'm not sure "innocent" is the right word.	「純真」が適切な言葉か、ビミョーやけど……。
	Is Noelle still fake-tutoring you to trick your parents into letting you out of the house?	ノエルって、まだあんたが家から出られるようにニセ家庭教師続けてるんか？
	She actually tutors me for real sometimes.	あいつ、たまに本気で教えてくれるぞ。
	Wow, really?	えっ、マジ？
	I haven't failed a single test since we started!	あいつに教わるようになってから、まだ赤点なしだ！
	She looks so proud, but not getting an F is a super low hurdle...	得意げに言っとるけど、赤点なしってめっちゃハードル低いやろ……。
	Alright, protect your hearing.	よっしゃ、しっかり耳押さえとき。
	Min nods and covers her ears as Akarsha walks through the library scanners by the door.	ミンは頷き、アカーシャがドアのそばにある書籍探知スキャナーを通過する時、耳を塞ぐ。
leaveLibrary_77784f5f	The book scanner alarms go off!	盗難防止アラームが鳴り出した！
	The librarian looks up, sees that it's Akarsha, and impatiently waves her through.	司書が顔を上げ、アカーシャだと気づくと、苛立たしげに手を振って通させた。
	That seriously happens every single time you walk through the scanners?	あれって、お前が通るとマジで鳴るんだな？
	Are you {i}sure{/i} you don't have any library books on you?	マジに図書館の本、持ち出してねえのか？
	Of course. There's even a photo of me taped by the door now because after the first few times they searched me, they confirmed I don't have any.	もち。何度も検査されたけど、いっぺんも本持っとらんかったから、今は入口脇にうちの顔写真が貼られとる。
	It almost feels like my backpack is haunted by the ghost of a library book.	うちのリュック、貸し出し本の幽霊が取りついとるみたいやな。
	How would that happen? Pissed off any books lately?	なんでだ？最近、本を怒らせるようなことでもしたのか？
	No...Unless maybe Noelle counts as a book...?	さあ……ノエルを「本」に含めるなら別かもやけど……？
	And because I annoy her daily the books are...mad at me...?	毎日ノエルを困らせるから、本が……うちに怒っとるとか……？
	Are you hearing how crazy you sound right now?	お前、わけわかんねえこと言ってる自覚あるか？
	Yeah, I'm embarrassed I even said that out loud.	うん、言ってから恥ずかしくなってきた。
	It's probably just one of those things. Like my magic rosin.	ま、とにかく説明つかない現象なんや。うちの魔法のスベリ止めみたいに。
	Your what??	なんだ、それ？？
	Never mind, forget I mentioned it.	や、なんでもない。忘れて。
	The librarian gives Akarsha a death glare from behind the counter as the alarms go off again.	またしてもアラームが鳴り響き、司書はカウンター越しにアカーシャを睨みつける。
	Is that really necessary? It's not like I can help it!	睨まなくてもええやん。どうしようもないんやし！
	Here goes nothing! Sorry, librarian lady!	当たって砕けろ！すまん、司書さん！
leaveLibrary_77784f5f_1	The book scanner alarms go off!	アラームが鳴り出した！
	The librarian leaves the counter and begins powerwalking at Min and Akarsha!	司書はカウンターを離れ、ミンとアカーシャに向かって足早に歩み寄ってきた！
	Oh crap!	おい、やべえぞ！
	We are SPEED!!! RUN!!!	全力で逃げるで！！！