Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: I managed to set up a special surprise the other …

	English	Chinese (Simplified)	Actions
	Enter classroom	进入教室
	How is it that everyone else has bomb-ass hair while mine's all sad and thin?	为什么大家都有一头蓬松的头发，而我的却又塌又细？
	What happened??? Gene catastrophe...	发生了什么？？？真是一场基因灾难…
	The other day I saw my side profile in a photo and was like, "wugh!"	一次我从照片里看到了我的侧脸，下意识想，“咦惹！”
	I really go around looking like that all day?	我真的长成这样每天晃来晃去吗？
	Wish I could get plastic surgery...	希望我能做整容手术…
	Dat me.	就是窝。
	Male student	男学生
	Female student	女学生
	I hate how my parents yell at me for studying late at night.	我父母昨天在我学习到很晚的时候吼我，烦死了。
	If I slept early instead of cramming, I'd probably fail! And then I'd get yelled at for not studying.	如果我早睡而不是狂背，我估计会不及格！然后就会因为没学习被吼。
	Ugh! That's so gay.	啧，基死了。
	At our school, it's really popular to say "gay" when you mean "stupid" or "uncool".	在我们学校，大家流行用“基”来代替“蠢”或者“没意思”。
	So you hear it all the time. Whenever people don't like something, they go "that's so gay."	所以你总能听到这个词，当人们不喜欢什么的时候，就会说“真基。”
	Noelle and Diya aren't here yet.	诺奥和迪亚还没到。
	I managed to set up a special surprise the other day. Hopefully everything's still in place.	我前两天布置了一个特别的惊喜，希望能成功。
	A few minutes later, Akarsha looks through the window. Outside, Noelle and Diya are approaching the classroom.	几分钟后，阿卡莎透过窗户往外看。外面，诺奥和迪亚正朝着教室走来。
	Yes...Come, my here, my sweet...	是的…快来吧，我的甜心…
	Suddenly, a water bottle whizzes through the open door and hits the floor with a loud smack!	突然，一个水瓶旋转着穿过开着的门砸在地上，发出了巨大的声响！
	It rolls across the classroom until it hits the wall.	它滚过教室，直到撞在墙上。
	Uh?!	嗯？！
	So it's not saran wrap today...	所以今天不是保鲜膜陷阱…
	Noelle peers suspiciously into the classroom from the doorway. She experimentally reaches one hand inside and feels along the doorframe, apparently searching for abnormalities.	诺奥怀疑地从门廊看向教室里面。她试探地伸出一只手摸摸门框，显然在寻找怪异之处。
	What's wrong, Frenchman? Afraid to come in?	怎么了，法国佬？不敢进来？
	What did you do this time?	你这次做了什么？
	What makes you think I did anything?	你为什么会觉得我做了什么？
	Maybe the fact that you've done something every morning this month.	也许因为你这个月每天早上都搞了鬼。
	Two against one! Cheater! Cheater!!	二打一！作弊！作弊！！
	That's what you get! You worthless pest!	这是你应得的！你个没用的害虫！
	Diya retrieves the sacrificial water bottle.	迪亚捡回了作为牺牲品的水瓶。
	Meanwhile, Noelle haltingly walks to her desk with an arm outstretched ahead of her, bracing for all manner of assault, whether it be liquid, solid, gaseous, or psychological in form.	同时，诺奥犹豫地走向她的座位，一只胳膊护在身前，准备抵御任何形式的攻击，无论是液体，固体，气体或者精神形态。