Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: You don't get it, this isn't just me being paranoid. …

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English Speaker: Akarsha

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	No, but no more questions! I'm not exposing myself!	不是，别问了！我是不会暴露自己的！
	What happened to being a "love expert" or whatever when I was trying to kiss Diya?	我在计划亲迪亚的时候你还说你是“恋爱专家”，现在怎么了？
	Why don't you just follow your own shitty advice?	为什么不试试你自己的那些狗屎建议？
	Admitedly, it's easier said than done...	我得承认，这说来容易做来难...
	Look, it's exactly like what you guys said when I was on that date. Don't overthink it.	听着，这就和你们在我那场约会时跟我说的一样。别多想。
	Just be straightforward and tell them how you feel.	直白地告诉对方你的感受。
	You sure?? They don't feel the same way, this could end up destroying our friendship.	你确定？？如果对方和我的感受不一样，这会毁了我们的友谊。
	Yeah, just do it.	嗯，做就完了。
	You can even try one of the stupid fucking pickup lines you keep "practicing" on my girlfriend.	你甚至可以试一个你老对我女朋友“练习”的那些傻逼土味情话。
	Okay, okay, I promise I'll stop doing that for real!	好好好，我发誓下次真的不会再跟她说了！
	I just feel like hitting on my crush directly is a massive risk though...	我只是觉得对我喜欢的人打直球风险太大了…
	Well, it worked out for me. You'll never know unless you go for it.	嗯，反正我是成功了。你不尝试的话就永远不会知道。
	What's the worst thing that could happen? They reject you?	最糟能糟到哪里去呢？对方拒绝你？
	Getting rejected is a huge deal! It'll make everything so awkward!	被拒绝很糟糕啊！这样所有事情都弄得很尴尬！
	I mean, yeah, but that's just a risk you gotta take.	我意思是，是啊，但这就是你要承担的风险。
	You don't get it, this isn't just me being paranoid. This has literally happened to me before.	你不懂，这不是我自己过度纠结。这之前真的在我身上发生过。
	None of you went to the same middle school as me, so you don't know.	你们都没跟我在一个中学，所以你们都不知道。
	Not only did my crush start avoiding me, but she told the rest of our friend group and they stopped talking to me, too.	不仅我喜欢的那个人开始避着我，她还告诉了我们圈子里的所有人，所以她们也都不跟我说话了。
	What the? That sucks.	什么？这烂透了。
	Yeah, no kidding. I try not to think about it much.	是啊，不开玩笑。我一直尽量不去想这件事。
	Well, that wouldn't happen this time.	嗯，反正这次不会发生了。
	Even if it blows up in your face, you'd still have me, Diya, and Noelle.	就算这次告白是个爆炸般的失败，你也还会有我，迪亚和诺奥。
	Haha, right, obviously...	哈哈，对，是…
	The bell rings.	上课铃响了。
	Nah, being direct about it still feels too risky...	不行，打直球风险还是太大了...
	I'm not even sure Noelle likes girls.	我甚至都不确定诺奥喜欢女生。
	Heck, I've never seen her express any kind of attraction to anyone at all. Is she just hella repressed?	该死，我从来没见过她对任何人感兴趣。她难道只是压抑的要死吗？
	In any case, I don't wanna embarrass myself...	不管怎么说，我不想让自己尴尬…
	The only safe way to do this is to seduce Noelle so hard, she's compelled to confess to me first!	看来唯一的办法就是全力诱惑诺艾尔，让她忍不住先对我表白！
	That way, if it doesn't work, I can write off all the flirting as a joke.	这样，如果没奏效，我也可以把所有的调情说成是一个玩笑。
	There's no way this can go wrong.	这肯定出不了什么岔子。