Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: WHAT???? No, I'm not trying to get my throat slit …

	English	Chinese (Simplified)	Actions
	I'll do your report card too if you give me $20.	如果你给我二十元，我也能帮你改你的。
	Nah, can't be bothered. I don't care what my parents think.	算了，不需要。我不在乎我父母怎么想。
	Wow. You're not worried about disappointing them?	哇，你不担心让他们失望吗？
	Why should I be? They don't seem that worried about disappointing ME.	为啥要担心？他们从来不担心让我失望。
	Dude, that's deep...	哥们，好深奥…
	Even though Min gets horrifying grades, she's pretty smart in some other ways.	即使小旼的成绩很糟糕，她在其他方面很聪明。
	She DID manage to get together with Diya, after all. Maybe she has tips for this kinda thing.	毕竟，她确实和迪亚在一起了。也许她对这方面有些经验。
	Actually...Can I ask you a question?	啊...我能问你一个问题吗？
	Yeah, what?	可以。咋了？
	Hypothetically...if you had a crush on a friend, what would you do?	假设...你喜欢上了一个朋友，你会怎么做？
	You have a crush?! Who is it?	你有喜欢的人了？！是谁？
	I can't tell you, it's embarrassing!	太尴尬了，我不能告诉你！
	Is it someone I know?	我认识这个人吗？
	Seriously, I'm not tellin' you! NO ONE can know.	真不能告诉你！不能有任何人知道。
	Is it Diya??????	是迪亚吗？？？？？？
	WHAT???? No, I'm not trying to get my throat slit by you.	什么？？？？不，我可不打算被你割喉。
	Is it me???	是我吗？？？
	No, but no more questions! I'm not exposing myself!	不是，别问了！我是不会暴露自己的！
	What happened to being a "love expert" or whatever when I was trying to kiss Diya?	我在计划亲迪亚的时候你还说你是“恋爱专家”，现在怎么了？
	Why don't you just follow your own shitty advice?	为什么不试试你自己的那些狗屎建议？
	Admitedly, it's easier said than done...	我得承认，这说来容易做来难...
	Look, it's exactly like what you guys said when I was on that date. Don't overthink it.	听着，这就和你们在我那场约会时跟我说的一样。别多想。
	Just be straightforward and tell them how you feel.	直白地告诉对方你的感受。
	You sure?? They don't feel the same way, this could end up destroying our friendship.	你确定？？如果对方和我的感受不一样，这会毁了我们的友谊。
	Yeah, just do it.	嗯，做就完了。
	You can even try one of the stupid fucking pickup lines you keep "practicing" on my girlfriend.	你甚至可以试一个你老对我女朋友“练习”的那些傻逼土味情话。
	Okay, okay, I promise I'll stop doing that for real!	好好好，我发誓下次真的不会再跟她说了！
	I just feel like hitting on my crush directly is a massive risk though...	我只是觉得对我喜欢的人打直球风险太大了…
	Well, it worked out for me. You'll never know unless you go for it.	嗯，反正我是成功了。你不尝试的话就永远不会知道。
	What's the worst thing that could happen? They reject you?	最糟能糟到哪里去呢？对方拒绝你？
	Getting rejected is a huge deal! It'll make everything so awkward!	被拒绝很糟糕啊！这样所有事情都弄得很尴尬！