Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: It's that stupid GPS's fault. It wanted us to go …

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	Like my co-worker Carrot last week. When we threw her a retirement party, she only stayed for half an hour.	就像我的同事卡萝卜特。上周我们为她举办退休派对，但她只呆了半小时。
	Your co-worker is called "Carrot"...?	你的同事叫卡萝卜特…？
	Dad, her name is {i}Karen.{/i} I really hope you weren't calling her that at the office.	爸，人家叫 {i}凯伦。{/i}我真希望你没在公司叫她这个名字。
	Akarsha's dad tries to clear a path through the heap of shoes by the garage door. Meanwhile, Akarsha and Noelle each grab a couple grocery bags from the trunk.	阿卡莎的爸爸试图在满地的鞋子里清出一条通往车库门的路。同时，阿卡莎和诺奥从后备箱一人拎了几个的购物袋。
	Your dad looks very...patriotic.	你爸爸看起来特别…爱国。
	Yeah, he thinks being American is really cool so he likes to buy stuff with eagles and flags on it sometimes.	对，他觉得成为美国人很酷，所以他有时喜欢买点有老鹰和国旗图案的东西。
	I see...Is he really into politics?	这样啊…他对政治很感兴趣吗？
	No, my parents don't know anything about politics.	没有，我爸妈对政治一概不通。
	Every election they have one of them vote for the Republican candidate while the other votes for the Democrat, so they cancel each other out.	每次选举，他们其中一个投给共和党，另一个投给民主党，这样就等于没有投。
	Why do they bother voting if they don't care who wins?	他们既然不在乎谁赢，为什么还要投票？
	They just wanna feel included, I guess? It's pretty silly.	可能他们只是想要点参与感？挺没意思的。
	Akarsha's mom smiles at Noelle as she steps out from the passenger seat.	阿卡莎的妈妈从车的副驾座踏出来，对着诺艾尔笑了笑。
	Oh my god. She was sitting in the car the whole time fixing her hair and reapplying her lipstick...	我的天，原来她刚才一直在车里坐着整理头发和涂口红…
	No one cares, Mom!	没人在意的，妈！
	I'm sorry we're late. We thought we'd be back before everyone came.	抱歉我们迟到了。本来以为能在你们来之前到家。
	It's that stupid GPS's fault. It wanted us to go on all these strange routes.	都怪那个该死的导航，它一直想让我们走莫名其妙的路线。
	If you'd just followed its directions all the way, it probably would've been faster.	你要是老老实实跟着导航走，也许会更快。
	No, I could predict there would be traffic on the 680. I would know, I've lived here for twenty years.	不，我能预测到680公路上绝对会堵车。我在这住了二十年，肯定知道。
	Speaking of driving, I have a great idea for an invention.	说到开车，我想到了一个很棒的发明。
	Cars should zap bad drivers.	汽车应该电击那些开不好车的坏司机。
	.......Zap? As in, with electricity?	……电击？是指，用电流吗？
	Just through the steering wheel. Not enough to kill them, but enough to hurt.	通过方向盘。不至于电死他们，但刚好能产生痛感。
	Steal my parking spot..."EeeeYAHHH!!!"	偷我的车位…“咦呀啊啊啊！！！”
	Akarsha's dad mimes being shocked with electricity.	阿卡莎的爸爸模仿被电击中的模样。
momDad_e5b5e819	..........	……
	Dad, oh my god! Stop it!	爸，天呐！别搞了！
	With all due respect, that sounds like a terrible idea.	恕我直言，但这主意听起来很糟糕。
	But everyone would learn so fast.	可是大家都可以学的很快。
	Hasn't Akarsha told you I'm a genius? Her smarts run in the family.	阿卡莎没告诉过你我是天才吗？她的聪明才智都来自于我的基因。
	I should patent my car zapper along with my telephone idea.	我应该把电击汽车的主意和我的电话主意一起拿去申请专利。
	Telephone idea?	电话主意？