Butterfly Soup2/translations — Chinese (Simplified) @ Weblate: Don't tell anyone I did this, okay?

Context	English	Chinese (Simplified)
	She can tell when I'm about to say something annoying before I even open my mouth.	我甚至还没开口她就知道我要开始说废话。
	She knows I have a big sister, which is like a rare Akarsha fact cuz she's so much older than me.	她知道我有一个姐姐，这可是非常稀奇的阿卡莎情报，因为她比我大那么多。
	Heck, she's met my parents already...That's a couple-y thing, right??	我靠，她都见过我的父母了…这是情侣之间的事，对吧？？
	The heck are you doing?	你到底在干什么？
	Gyah!	噶！
reportCard_8f4abf06	You scared me!	你吓到我了！
	I said hi like, twice. You must really be out of it.	我都打了两次招呼了，你到底在想什么想的这么入迷？
	I-I was just focused on the computer!	我-我在专心用电脑！
	Akarsha points to the screen to try to sell her point.	阿卡莎为了强调这点，指了指屏幕。
	I'm editing my report card in MS Paint. I intercepted it before my parents checked the mail yesterday.	我正在修改我成绩单上的成绩，我昨天在我爸妈检查邮箱之前把它截了下来。
	Watch this!	看好了！
	On the computer, Akarsha photoshops her B+ in English into an A-.	电脑上，阿卡莎把她英语的B+修改成了A-。
	A-? Why not just change it to an A+?	A-？为什么不改成A+？
	Naw, A- is more realistic.	哎呀，A-更实际一点。
	Now I just gotta print this out.	现在只需要把它打印出来。
	Don't tell anyone I did this, okay?	别告诉别人哦，好吗？
	Who do you think I am? Noelle?	你以为我是谁？诺艾尔吗？
	You're not even changing your actual grades, so you're not REALLY cheating.	你甚至没有改你实际的成绩，所以你这不算真的作弊。
	You're right...I'm just cheating my parents' brains! Mind hack...	你说的对…我改的只是我爸妈对同一份成绩的态度！潜意识修改…
	Akarsha pulls her new and improved report card from the tray. It's still warm from the machinery, like fresh laundry.	阿卡莎从托盘中拿出改进后的报告单。它是温的，像刚烘过的干净衣服。
	I'll do your report card too if you give me $20.	如果你给我二十元，我也能帮你改你的。
	Nah, can't be bothered. I don't care what my parents think.	算了，不需要。我不在乎我父母怎么想。
	Wow. You're not worried about disappointing them?	哇，你不担心让他们失望吗？
	Why should I be? They don't seem that worried about disappointing ME.	为啥要担心？他们从来不担心让我失望。
	Dude, that's deep...	哥们，好深奥…
	Even though Min gets horrifying grades, she's pretty smart in some other ways.	即使小旼的成绩很糟糕，她在其他方面很聪明。
	She DID manage to get together with Diya, after all. Maybe she has tips for this kinda thing.	毕竟，她确实和迪亚在一起了。也许她对这方面有些经验。
	Actually...Can I ask you a question?	啊...我能问你一个问题吗？
	Yeah, what?	可以。咋了？
	Hypothetically...if you had a crush on a friend, what would you do?	假设...你喜欢上了一个朋友，你会怎么做？
	You have a crush?! Who is it?	你有喜欢的人了？！是谁？