...What on earth are you saying...

That's what I gotta do to get your attention?

Is that any way to address your future wife?

"The owner may not collect the rent if he/she fails to ask for it before the second player following throws the dice."

I would contend that makes me more adept at sensing that trait in others.

I said hi like, twice. You must really be out of it.

A-? Why not just change it to an A+?

Who do you think I am? Noelle?

You sure?? They don't feel the same way, this could end up destroying our friendship.

You can even try one of the stupid fucking pickup lines you keep "practicing" on my girlfriend.

I just feel like hitting on my crush directly is a massive risk though...

The other day I saw my side profile in a photo and was like, "wugh!"

So you hear it all the time. Whenever people don't like something, they go "that's so gay."

You sure about that? Why don't you go ahead and try it?

The bell rings! This concludes Noelle and Akarsha's daily morning scream fest.

It's the thought that counts, though.

The fuck's wrong with you...How excited can you get over a math problem?

And they say chivalry is dead.

who'd wanna waste time with a loser like me ;___;

If that happens, we should all pitch in to buy a mansion and live as otaku together.