Shut up! I can adjust the control stick with greater precision like this!

Noelle pinches the control stick between her thumb and index finger like a crab with a pebble between its pincers.

Ohhhh my godddd! Why are you like a grandma who's never seen a video game before?!

Min selects a dark, lava-ridden course. An animation panning to the stage's first hole plays onscreen.

Sink or sizzle, Frenchman.

That doesn't sound like something you should be saying to someone on her birthday.

Noelle hastily mashes buttons at random on her controller. Her character manages to hit the golf ball safely across a lava pit.

Big words from someone who was protesting she didn't know how play ten seconds ago.

After a few swings, Min successfully putts her golf ball into the first hole. The words "BOGEY" appear onscreen.

How should I know? Aren't you and Diya the sports enthusiasts here?

Noelle finishes the hole with a triple bogey. Onscreen, Princess Peach collapses and shakes her head, devastated.

Min hands Diya the controller for the next hole, kissing her adoringly on the cheek as she does.

Diya launches her ball straight into the lava.

Noelle immediately hits her ball into the lava, too.

I can't wait to see your face when we play Monopoly later.

The game was not even designed to be fun!

It was created to educate people on the dangers of capitalism!

But I like collecting the deed cards...They're such nice colors.

Noelle, let's make a deal. If you win the next hole against me, we won't play Monopoly.

Noelle ponders this as Diya hits her golf ball straight into the lava for the third time.